So you all know, if I ever talk to you the chances of be blogging about you is about the same as me not sleeping; it's already happening. Also if you get in the way of the internet I'll cut you ;).
Now I think I should address the minor website change; I changed over to blogger because it's more ascetically pleasing, I can edit it more so than wordpress, and it forces me to learn html. I think that explains everything. I've had this site since October, I was just keeping it as a back up just in-case Wordpress bitches and my blog magically disappears.
For everyone who hasn't read anything of my blog or it's your first time all you really need to know is that my blog is me ranting and raving and its all really sarcasm. I also swear like a trucker because I like to say
motherfucker.
A new game comes out this Sunday. Pokemon Black and White, now I haven't finished Platinum but I have Black per-ordered. I believe I'll be going with the grass starter, it is based off of royalty how could I not? The fire type is a pig and if I choose him I'd name him Pork-Chop. The water one is an otter and I'd name him sushi.
I thought I wouldn't get Black or White because Diamond and Pearl where so lack-luster, but I couldn't resist. A lot of the pokemon look very fucked up and not in the good way, I'll give it a shot though.
Currently I'm playing Platinum and this fucking Budew isn't very happy, I have the soothe bell on it too. I'm just gonna breed it with my Turtwig, all I want is a Roselia anyway. Okay, and so ends the pokemon rant.
I don't really have much to say, my nails keep breaking, this chair is killing my ass, and I really want a boyfriend. I'm tired of going to bed alone, does that explain my insomnia? I've just realized that all I blog about is my life and all I do is bitch.
Well back on the whole boyfriend topic, some days I wonder if a guy would have me. After all I'm not a virgin, virginity was always stressed in my family. I know that isn't true, I know I don't have to be a virgin to get a boyfriend. I wish I could just blame it all on Jason but it's not his fault, well I don't think so, He's diseased, being a rapist is a mental disease right?
I never thought I would talk about Jason, I mean it's such a personal thing; Elizabeth says I shouldn't post things like it and if I do I should put as private. I don't do that because when I made the blog I made a
promise to myself that I would share my life with my subscribers, is that bad?
On the topic of subscribers I don't know if you follow me with the button in the sidebar if you'll receive updates without making a blogger or google account, if someone is willing to let me know either way I will be very grateful. I'll be posting any updates on my Twitter and on my Facebook, the links to both of those blessed sites are buttons at the bottom of the sidebar.
I listen to a lot of music, by various artists who usually aren't even in the same genre. I love when they use auto-tune to give the song that worbbly tone, if they're using if because they are no-talent hacks then fuck em' in the ass with a broom.
I just turned the ceiling fan up and I feel like it's gonna fall, if it does I'll cut a bitch. It shakes like a son of a bitch.
I'm told it makes me less classy when I curse, what do you think? Most people say teens use foul language to shock people, I use it to say fuck; plain and simple. If I want to shock I'd say some of the thoughts that run through my head, or I'll link to a dirty movie, or I'll post a thousand crude things. Trust me I've got a whole file on that stuff.
The wii is fixed, wait I didn't tell you it was broken. Shit, do I need to break it again now? Well anyway a few weeks ago we found out that it was broken. Well a week ago Mum took it to work and had a friend bring her power cord to give it a look, the power cord went bad apparently.
So like I said the wii is fixed. I used the Wii Fit yesterday, only for a half hour but damn my legs and hips where killing me. Fucking Hula-hoops. My ass is killing me but that's because of this chair, I think I mentioned that already; well if I did then you people are thinking about my ass too much.
I need someone to make me a banner for the page, something classy and royal preferably. I should also see if someone would make me a picture that I can make into a twitter link.
I should go read up on grammar stuff, I mean am I even allowed to use these things ; ? What are they even for and what are they called. Oh well fuck it in the ass with a marmoset I'm gonna call it a grawl. Whats a marmoset? My room smells like bananas, I just ate one and now I have the decaying skin sitting in here while I look up marmosets. Aww, marmosets are really cute. Their monkeys, I don't wanna read anymore about them, I hate monkeys.
I'm tired but I'm awake, does that make any sense? I think I may use the wii a bit, I mean it's not gonna kill me. Then again I am a bit hungry, maybe in a half hour I'll make a salad. I may write I am feeling a bit inspired thunder and lightning, ice and fire; that kind of inspired.
I've written a curse that I may end up using unless the slut is fired. There is a caregiver who comes to the house everyday to care for my brother. She's very rude, inappropriate, and abuse; not to mention extremely dull. She has insulted me on multiple occasions and is quite abusive to Kody, my brother. She's resisted may of my charms and hotfoot powder, now I think it is quite appropriate to call upon Hecates' aid and to hex the woman. She is attacking the family, She is a threat and stopping that threat is first and foremost.
I've talked about The Family before I believe. The Family was created when I came to the realization that I don't really have a family. The Family has be compared to the mafia, once you're in you're in it for life. The Family is titled, The Noble and Most Ancient House of Devereux. Now being a part of the Family isn't really something your born into so we're not related by blood or name. Certain friends of mine don't even know they're part of House Devereux but I count them as such.
I've wrapped many protection spells around the members which to many people say is complete bollocks but it isn't. These spells don't do much in the way of protection but more as letting me know if they've been cursed or hexed or jinxed or what have you. If the Family has been scattered in the wind it is easier to protect them if I can feel them.
I've been told that it's weird that I can feel my spells if they're still active or have yet to spark, right now if I reach out I can feel the web connecting me to them. Some strands are frayed or broken but I can still feel them but only as ghosts and for those the spell will break but they are still Devereux.
I probably have more to say but I should stop now.
Night,
Daniel Devereux
