I like having people owe me favors, its a great feeling knowing that you could start flipping through your little black book, pull out a few names, and give them a ring.
Oh, Hello Greg, its nice to hear from you again. Now I'm calling about that favor I did for you a year or so ago, see I know you run an auto-body shop and my car could use a serious tune-up.
And then theirs blackmail, that is one of your best weapons. What Greg? You're not going to take a look at my vehicle, hmm alright then I guess I should tell Jessica about Samantha.
So, like I said I am not a great person, actually I'm a manipulative bitch.
I like lists, I am a very forgetful person so having a to-do list is a great tool. Writing a to-do list is a very good thing for me, if its written down I am more likely to do it. So heres a Bucket List, things I want to do before I die.
- Travel Europe.
- Write a novel.
- Become a father, even though I hate kids, much later, like when I'm in my late twenties.
- Become a grandfather so I can spoil them rotten.
- I want to own a house, a fairly nice one, two or three floors, and in a rural area but on the fringe of a town.
- To own my own business, a coffee shop perhaps.
- Meet with my internet family and have coffee and cheesecake.
- Fall in love with someone who actually loves me.
To have a a one-night-stand.Done- To have a sexual relationship that isn't abusive.
- To own a nice car, maybe a minivan.
- To spend a three months in Greece.
- Sing a at bar while drunk off of my ass, hopefully with family.
- A job where I have my own office so I can say, “I’ll be in my office if you need me.”
- To move the Hell away from Nebraska.
- To meet the Pope.
- To start reading again, I haven't been reading as much as I would like.
- To teach someone about the craft.
- To reconnect with old friends.
- To confess my sins to a priest.
- To die.
- To have a funeral pyre.
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